Obam—bama Strikes Again

Obam—bama Strikes Again

          Those of my generation may remember Bam-Bam from the Flintstone’s cartoon.  Bam-Bam was Barney Rubble’s son.  He destroyed everything he touched—Bam-Bam. He was a one child wrecking crew. No one could destroy more in less time UNTIL…Obam—bama.

          Obam—bama…and the strongest economic engine in the world is barely sputtering along…This “recovery” is called the “new normal.” Ain’t it grand!

          Obam—bama…and the inflation and unemployment rates go through the roof. The real rates have consistently stayed far above 10%.  Gas prices alone have remained consistently around $3.50 with so indication of a shutdown. This is the greatest unseen tax upon the poor and middle class. And it’s Bush’s fault?

          Obam—bama…and the national debt skyrockets to $17 trillion. The lying, lunatic liberals say we don’t have a debt problem. Oh, really! Oops! There goes another debt ceiling!

          Obam—bama…and the best healthcare system in the world is gone. For decades, millions around the world came to America to receive the best healthcare. Now, Americans are traveling the world searching for “affordable” healthcare.

          That is my story. I had good healthcare with my job. Obam—bama…and last March, 2013 the small private school that I work for said that they would rather pay the fine. Sorry! Get your own insurance.

Obam—bama…and every insurance company I applied to for coverage said… “NO—NO.”  I have had Crohn’s disease since 1970.  Too bad! But they said I could get Obamacare when it arrived…Obam—bama!

Obam—bama… and one of my doctors said, “I’m retiring. Good luck.”

Obam—bama… I called the insurance exchange… No answer!

Obam—bama… and just who is getting free healthcare, while 50 million hardworking citizens (LIKE ME) lose their insurance?

Obam—bama… and even if I can get insurance, will I be able to afford the coverage? Or will the “affordable” coverage look more like a bikini on a blimp?

Obam—bama… UPDATE! … EMERGENCY! THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!  … and the government shuts down.

Obam—bama… VOWS…to inflict as much misery as possible and blame the Republicans. And the Rhinos are quacking and crying.

Obam—bama… How I wish THE GOVERNMENT had shut down five years ago!  At least I would have health insurance. With any luck, it will remain shut down for three more years!

Obam—bama! You have not seen the last of carnage and chaos!